美国骚年爱COD假扮海豹突击队员 被恐怖组织绑架_3DM单机

一个只玩过使命召唤跟打过WG的17岁美国宅男，在Facebook上把自己描述成一个海豹六队的退役队员、他在网上晒了很多专业用语和训练内幕以及他‘训练和执行任务’时的照片。

万万没想到由于过于逼真和惹眼竟然引起了"基地"组织在美国的下属团体的注意、这些成员通过技术手段定位了他的上网地点将其绑架。并作为重要收获将其送至也门、少年在一个地下室受到严x拷打，什么都招了招了可还是没说出半点儿有价值的美军情报。恐怖份子因此认定他是受过专业特殊训练的突击队成员，还以为这名少年的无知只是在装傻所以继续逼供……

最后这名少年被整整一个排的真海豹部队救了出来，人还活着，上帝保佑。

下面是把他救出来的海豹部队说的话：

“When we checked Mr. Munroe’s Facebook, we discovered an extensively crafted profile outlining him as being a member of the dissolved SEAL Team Six,” said Lieutenant Commander Charles Aimes. “It even came with a full set of pictures including one fast-roping out of a Blackhawk helicopter, which on closer observation was actually hi***iding down a playground fire pole in air soft garb with a Blackhawk photoshopped into the background. It would have had even me convinced except for that fact that I know that no real Navy SEAL is ****ing dumb enough to put this on Facebook.”

“当我们检查Munroe先生的Facebook主页时，我们发现了一个被仔细造假的个人档案，宣传他是海豹六队的成员”

“甚至还有一套从黑鹰直升机上绳降的照片，如果你仔细看的话可以看出是他从WG场地的一根爬杆上往下滑，黑鹰直升机是被软件加到背景里的。要不是我很确定没有真的海豹队员会二到把这些放到FB上去的话连我都信了”——参与调查的海豹部队技术人员（少校），Charles Aimes

“These shit-brained keyboard commandos think it’s really cool and bad-ass to act like special operations forces,” said Chief John, “They don’t seem to be down with ****ing reality where terrorists are actively trying to carry out reprisals against us.”

“这些脑子进屎的键盘突击队认为宣传自己是特种部队成员很好玩”

“他们似乎傻到意识不到恐怖分子正在试图打击报复我们”——Chief John（参与营救任务的队员）

“It probably seemed like all fun and games for him in Call Of Duty,” said Team Commander Lieutenant Andy, “Though shit gets real pretty ****ing fast when some asshole goes to clamp a pair of booster cables to your junk… ”

“可能对他来说装兵很好玩。不过没料到，很快有人找上门来给他的小鸡鸡接上电夹了”参与此次营救任务的海豹队员Andy如是说。